Texas Baseball Massacre

The Fighting Phils put together their BEST April Fools performance in recent memory, following up an 11-7 meltdown on opening day with a 16-3 drubbing to give em loss number two on the year. Sunday night Baseball brought a little bit more competition but it was not enough to top the undefeated Rangers who busted out the opening weekend brooms to sweep the Phils right outta Texas. That's 13 straight losses to the Rangers, 11,190 Ls in franchise history and a poor 0-3 start to the season. Whomp, whomp whomp whooooomp.

In this episode:

• Trea's hot start
• Bailey decent
• Yanks up next

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